It's Michelle's Birthday!

So, up close and personal, and just for you (and us) to see... our greetings!

Michelle, I hope you have a great birthday! I wanted to give you John Mayer for your birthday, but no connections there! Thank you for all the hard work, and all your dedication, not only to the website, but also to all of us who come here. Happy Birthday!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Angie


Michelle, my belle. I hope you have a wonderful birthday hun! You
totally deserve it. Go out and celebrate and I wish I could be there
to paint the town with you and buy you a drink. We'll have to save
that for Montreal. Happy birthday sweetie pie!

*sends lots of love*
Kristina


Meesh,
You are the coolest webmistress around
You handle your minions with such wonderful force
Witholding info and pics until your damn good and ready
And all I can say is we're thankful for it!!
Your Brendan's best friend in Alabama
And you're one cool, mama jamma!
You love the blue jammers with the silver waist
And your comments are neve in haste
So I thought I'd come by to say
Hope you have a wonderful, happy Birthday!! =)
Love,
Stephie Mc


Top 10 Things Michelle Should Never Say to Brendan During Sex:

10. This isn't "heaven", this is HELL.
9. You're not very flexible, you should really stretch more.
8. My son should be home any minute now.
7. I'm too tired tonight, go play with your spongy scrubby thingie.
6. I have a question. Actually, I made a list.
5. You call that a Longhorn? More like shorthorn.
4. Your mom is really cool, you know.
3. When I said I wanted a six pack, I meant beer.
2. Whoa nelly, is what you're doing right now breaststroke? 'Cause it feels like freestyle.

And The # 1 Thing Michelle Should Never Say to Brendan During Sex:

1. Is it cool if I take pictures for the blog?

Happy Birthday, and may this list incite many happy birthday fantasies!

hugs,
Kerry


Happy birthday Meesh
a poem by lala

Oh, to day is Michelle's Birthday
Believe it if you can,
The best thing we could give her
Is monkey-love with Brendan Han

I used to be your favorite... (looking at meesh)
Now you tell me who you love more.
I'd like for you to stop it....
don't make me call that girl "whore"... (looking at 'her')

OOps, this poem is for your birthday
I'm s'posed to make you love it
I know that I'm your favorite
so the rest of them can shove it.

It's seems, again I blow it.
I don't know what to say
the main thing that I'm thinking
Is happy damn birthday!

I know... I am a great poet. It is my gift.
The truth is... I just want to hug you up and wish you Happy Brithday!


There once was a girl named Michelle
For swimmers, her fires never quell
She started a fan site
At our Pumkin's delight
Now will we get to hear their wedding bells?

Hee hee!

Happy Birthday, Michelle! Hope it's a great one!

Love, Aims


Well,where to begin? I could go on and on about how great you are but that's boring. Plus,we all know you got all those great traits from me....What?? Did you expect me to be all sappy? Okay,okay...you caught me. I want to be sappy but these are supposed to make you laugh. So in honor of this being the special occasion it is, I will begin my poem to you. Sit back and be prepared to be dazzled, blown away, awed, speechless, etc. You get the idea.

Ode to Meesh

There once was a girl named Michelle,
Who made a site and wanted it to do well.
Girls came from near and far
To worship a certain hotty swimming star.
We oohed and ahhed over the body and face,
Feeling so blessed there was this incredible new place.
So for awhile this little group was all alone,
Then one day the Hansen's came and made into a home.
They shared many pics and stories galore.
While new girls joined and begged for more.
Even Brenbear couldn't resist this smart, sexy, beautiful, funny...
(okay,that all the flattery you get sister)....girl,
He started writing and phoning which made Meeshypoo twirl.
So now we have this wonderful swimlove outlet,
Where friendships have formed that will last, I bet.
Now just think all this fun would never be,
If one girl hadn't been so darned obsessed...heehee.

*Bows* Thank you,thank you very much. ;)

Love ya Meesh. For giving me all the toe, forehead wrinkles and chin you possibly could. Have a very, very Happy Birthday.
Blair


Reasons why I love The Boss

1.- She is the boss that never yells and actually no one works more than her
2.- She 'wuzrobbed' hundredths of times, yet she keeps coming back
3.- She threatens and holds pics, but in the end she lets us see
4.- She's fun and witty and she really cares, whether you're sad or happy she will be there
5.- She likes archery and she has my twin bow, although she got it earlier than this poor ho'
6.- She luuurvees Brendan and the Hansens even more, and she invest her love and time at BHO
7.- She loves her bags and she loves them hard, she will show us in Montreal
8.- She loves Art as much as I do, from Van Gogh to Mondrian and all the way trhough
9.- She sent me my cap, she sent a catalogue, but what I loved the most was her card with love
10.- I suck at rhyme, I suck at spell but I love you tons, might that be worth as well.

Happy Birthday Michelle, thanks for your friendship and everything you have doen for me!

Hugs & Kisses
Lena